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From a chicken tree
if ur hair covers ur boobs u have mermaid hair and u are a mermaid i dont make the rules
As a man with a hairy chest, I was very, very confused by this post for about ten seconds.
You are a mermaid, sir
songs in a different language you like and then you look up the lyrics and it’s actually some fucked up shit
suddenly remembering you have responsibilities
God damn it Misha
checking out the booty like
“I’ll never forget the day Marilyn and I were walking around New York City, just having a stroll on a nice day. She loved New York because no one bothered her there like they did in Hollywood, she could put on her plain-jane clothes and no one would notice her. She loved that. So as we we’re walking down Broadway, she turns to me and says ‘Do you want to see me become her?’ I didn’t know what she meant but I just said ‘Yes’- and then I saw it. I don’t know how to explain what she did because it was so very subtle, but she turned something on within herself that was almost like magic. And suddenly cars were slowing and people were turning their heads and stopping to stare. They were recognizing that this was Marilyn Monroe as if she pulled off a mask or something, even though a second ago nobody noticed her. I had never seen anything like it before.”
- Amy Greene, wife of Marilyn’s personal photographer Milton Greene
eat my ass
My mom said I had to eat my vegetables first
I respect that
So, Ikecchi and I were re-watching SnK when she suddenly just started laughing like crazy because apparently
the moustache just looks ridiculous
do you see it
I DON’T EVEN WATCH SNK BUT THIS IS HILARIOUS.
I DO AND ITS EVEN FUNNIER I AM SOBBING
CORGI HUSKY MIXED. THEY STAY THAT LITTLE IM DYINGGGG
want want waNT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT WANT
A wild raven perches himself on the fence of a human’s farm and squawks for help because he has three porcupine quills stuck in the side of his face. The kind humans who find him attempt to take the quills out, but not without some “lip” from the raven.
(Really. It is a baby! Its mouth is still pink.)
Are we just not gonna talk about the fact that this bird has no fucking spine. It just turned it’s head around.
Ravens have spines, but they can turn their heads like owls.
Ravens are one of MY favorite animals, dude.
Lisa Simpson at Stuff-n-Hug
This really says a LOT
this doesnt even need a caption… every girl knows what this is…
i will never not reblog. its too accurate
wait do girls really go in those weird half standing positions and stand on their heads type deal???
oh my god this speaks to me